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Itjogsamongus
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:46 am    Post subject: Things To Stick Up An Old Jew's Ass Reply with quote

Goy...
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george_washington_carver
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw, you've been thinking of me.

Cross pen
Soap crayon
Glass pot pipe (that's next)
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Tyler and Perry should just go on stage and play with a big white tiger.


Oh, mama, can this really be the end?

I'M CHICKENONA, DAMMIT!

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TIT!
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Itjogsamongus
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about a copy of Freud's "Totem and Taboo"?
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george_washington_carver
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe the Cliff's notes. We're talking about Doc, not Goddess Fla.
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Itjogsamongus wrote:
Tyler and Perry should just go on stage and play with a big white tiger.


Oh, mama, can this really be the end?

I'M CHICKENONA, DAMMIT!

www.nevergetbusted.com

TIT!
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Itjogsamongus
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know that bitch. Does she have a big ass?

How about a Menorrah.
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george_washington_carver
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's a loopy troll on Sludge. She apparently went out with one of the guys from Manowar and gave up the ass for him, and went ballistic when it got mentioned on Sludge.

A menorah is too ambitious. Maybe one of those little candles they use at Passover seder.
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Itjogsamongus wrote:
Tyler and Perry should just go on stage and play with a big white tiger.


Oh, mama, can this really be the end?

I'M CHICKENONA, DAMMIT!

www.nevergetbusted.com

TIT!
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Itjogsamongus
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well then you should Stiller his Meara with the shank bone.
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george_washington_carver
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't it technically be "Mearaing his Stiller"?
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Itjogsamongus wrote:
Tyler and Perry should just go on stage and play with a big white tiger.


Oh, mama, can this really be the end?

I'M CHICKENONA, DAMMIT!

www.nevergetbusted.com

TIT!
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Itjogsamongus
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, and if shit comes out, just call it Ben.
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george_washington_carver
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My thought exactly.
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Itjogsamongus wrote:
Tyler and Perry should just go on stage and play with a big white tiger.


Oh, mama, can this really be the end?

I'M CHICKENONA, DAMMIT!

www.nevergetbusted.com

TIT!
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Itjogsamongus
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about a rolled up AARP magazine.
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george_washington_carver
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That would work.
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Itjogsamongus wrote:
Tyler and Perry should just go on stage and play with a big white tiger.


Oh, mama, can this really be the end?

I'M CHICKENONA, DAMMIT!

www.nevergetbusted.com

TIT!
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Itjogsamongus
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which is more than you can say for most of the people reading it.

How about a copy of Schindler's List.
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Grishnak Boss
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A pathetic thread by the syphilitic asshole who got banned from amongst a sea of losers in which he keeps talking to himself -

Way to live life to its fullest, chump LOL
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Itjogsamongus
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, chicken chaser.
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GoddessFla
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="george_washington_carver"]She's a loopy troll on Sludge. She apparently went out with one of the guys from Manowar and gave up the ass for him, and went ballistic when it got mentioned on Sludge.

A menorah is too ambitious. Maybe one of those little candles they use at Passover seder.[/quote]

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People always call me about your dumb ass rumors on these boards.
I would have responded sooner, but I've been traveling.
That rumor is totally false.
I should know.
I'm not loopy...I'm not a troll.
You're damn right I was offended by a disgusting false sexual rumor/joke about me and my old boyfriend.


I'm a happily married woman.
My husband is wonderful...and yes..he's won 8 Emmys.

True....I had an on again off again on again off again loving relationship for years with Louie (the singer of Manowar) prior to getting married.

Some druggy crazy girls went on and on about Lou and I making up stupid rumors on the boards about us so I admitted Lou was my old flame.
So what.
That was long ago.
Lou and I remain friends.
He just had a birthday...that old old knuckle dragger LOL
I never tried any kind of "anal" sex with Louie M. aka Eric A.
We were not into kink of any kind.
That rumor has been thrown around for quite some time.
Some sludger has even made up an eric adams imposter nym that posts.
That poster is not Lou.
So now you know the truth..no anal ever.
Happy to disapoint.
I've got to get back to my life and loving family now.
I'm taking no questions.
I'm busy.


Me...owt/
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, I'm torn here. Is it worse to admit to sex w/someone from Man-O-War, or, to admit that my "friends" call to me report message board rumors, or, that after hearing those rumors I marched right over to said message board and posted a response?
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