The fourth-annual Monday Night RAW "Tribute to the Troops" from
Iraq proved to be a treat for both soldiers and civilians
alike. Featuring superstars from each of the three WWE brands
(RAW, Smackdown and ECW) and great matches, this episode
was one of the best in recent weeks.
The small brigade of WWE wrestlers and production crew
traveled 21 hours from the United States to Iraq for
the show taped back in early December. Commentators Jim
Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler called the
action from back in Stamford, CT for the broadcast.
The show began with a small retrospective of the 60
years that the USO has been entertaining the military
overseas and giving them a slice of normality in the
face of the daily chaos they endure. Then the Creed/Scott
Stapp music kicked in. Fortunately, the Stapp-ly serenade
was one of the few low points of the show.
The show kicked off with the familiar match up of WWE
Champion, John Cena against one half of the RAW Tag Team
Champions, Edge. In one of the fashion snafus of the
night, Edge came out wearing a camouflaged beanie. In
scorching desert heat. In Iraq. Polyester knit doesn’t
breathe too well. Fortunately for the hirsute Edge, he
lost the beanie before engaging in combat with Cena.
The two men locked up and Cena clamped a chokehold on
Edge before Edge began waffling Cena against the ringposts
and showboating in the middle of the ring.
Cena slammed Edge to the canvas for an early near-fall.
Jim Ross remarked that Cena was favoring a series of
right fists to Edge. (And you’re just catching
onto this now, J.R.? Cena has ALWAYS (ab)used right hand
punches in his matches.)
Edge hit Cena in the back, cockily wiggling his head
and showboating some more before hurling the Champ to
the canvas. Cena battled back, picking Edge up and dropping
him perpendicularly, slamming Edge’s face to the
turnbuckle. Whipping Edge to the opposite corner, Cena
continued with the right hand trend. Edge cold-cocked
Cena right in the jaw, dazing the Champ long enough to
capitalize for another near-pin.
Cena kicked out and Edge and Cena began wailing away
on one another with Edge in the ring and Cena standing
just outside of the ropes on the ring apron. Edge turned
the tide with a fast baseball slide, sending Cena flying
hard into the barricades.
Back in the ring, Edge wrapped Cena in a body scissors
and then moving in for a side headlock on the champ.
Cena managed to get up, flinging himself into the ropes
and flying over Edge’s head with a flipping bulldog
to the Rated R Superstar. Once again, Edge spun things
to his favor, booting Cena in the face and nearly scoring
a pin… Again.
Edge tried to bring a chair into the ring, possibly
echoing the trend of mauling Flair and Triple H on Cena.
The referee grabbed the chair before Edge could do anything
with it. Cena caught Edge off guard and rolled him backwards
for what was probably the fourth near-pinfall of the
match. (Okay, this near pinfall thing is getting stale
already, guys!)
As Cena went back to his old friend, his right hand,
Edge landed a reverse heel kick on the Champ, before
hooking Cena in a modified Camel Clutch, with Cena on
his knees. Cena’s positioning allowed him to get
to his feet, locking his arms behind Edge’s legs
and flinging the blonde backwards.
The two men engaged in yet another right-hand fest,
culminating in Cena picking Edge up in a tiltawhirl slam.
With Edge on the canvas, the usual finisher ensued with
first the "You can’t see me," followed
by the five-knuckle shuffle. Edge got up with Cena taking
him to the corner, going to the top rope and attempting
an FU. Edge reversed the FU, taking Cena down in an Electric
Chair. With Cena out on the mat, Edge ran to the ropes
to splash the Champ. Cena moved out of the way resulting
in Edge conking his head on the match. Cena whipped out
the FU, pinning Edge. Cena is the winner.
In spite of the abundance of flying right fists, this
was a good match and a great way to kick off the show.
Both Cena and Edge showed a lot of energy, especially
considering that the match went to nearly the 20 minute
mark. The right hands being thrown and the abundance
of near pinfalls got frustrating. However, both men put
on an entertaining match, whipping out a few tricky maneuvers
to hold the attention of the crowd.
Following the first match of the night, there was a
brief montage set to the tune of John Lennon’s "Happy
Christmas" of greetings from the troops to their
families back home and the WWE wrestlers interacting
with the men and women overseas. One of the coolest images
was of the Undertaker mock-choking a soldier. In turn,
there was another image of ‘Taker himself being
choked by yet another soldier.
Seeing the images put a human face to the many men and
women who are serving in Iraq. The Army, the Navy, the
Marines, the Air Force isn’t simply a faceless
body that protects the United States. They’re real
people with family and friends at home that they miss.
Like the rest of us civilians, they find joy in something
as simple as watching a wrestling match and receiving
a reprieve from the barren desert violence that has been
a part of their lives and livelihoods for the past four
years.
Similarly, it’s reassuring seeing a lot of the
wrestlers over there doing what they love to do for a
receptive audience and occasionally breaking character.
I guess that’s what Christmas and the winter holiday
season is all about, breaking down the walls and allowing
others in in the most honest way possible and sharing
what you’ve got.
The next match of the night paired RAW’s Shelton
Benjamin against ECW’s up-and-coming CM Punk, arguably,
two of the best young wrestlers in the industry right
now. Things started off with a dual takeover. Shelton
picked Punk up over his head, throwing him down. Punk
turned around hammering Benjamin with a series of fists
before Shelton slid out of the ring, avoiding a further
beatdown.
CM Punk threw Benjamin back into the ring but the wily
Shelton sent the young Punk’s shoulder crashing
directly into the ring post. Capitalizing, Benjamin whirled
Punk into one of his signature backbreaker slams before
stretching the heavily-tattooed arms of Punk into a hammerlock.
Having had enough, Shelton hurled Punk backwards to
the canvas by his hair. CM Punk got to his feet and elbowed
Shelton Benjamin in the stomach. Continuing the streetfighting
style, Punk kneed Shelton. Upping the ante with more
refined and high-risk maneuvers, CM executed a beautiful
flying bulldog headlock to Benjamin.
Not to be outdone, Shelton threw CM Punk off of the
top rope in an impressive Snap Superplex before going
fro the Sheldon Splash. CM dodged Shelton’s signature
move, pinning Benjamin for the win.
A brief yet strong match, this was one of the best bouts
of the evening. The crowd was incredibly receptive to
both men, with Punk going over as a huge favorite. I
guess they understand how hard it is to wrestle with
a lip ring.
One more Scott Stapp song later, and the troops and
viewers were treated to RAW’s Johnny Nitro squaring
off against the legendary Undertaker. While Melina’s
boob-bastic entrance was a huge hit with the crowd, the
Undertaker drew a response like no other. With the familiar
BONG entrance music filling the air, ‘Taker walked
out from behind the tented curtain and the crowd erupted.
The Undertaker was looking much paler than usual and
I was sincerely hoping that he brought some 45+ SPF with
him.
Inside the ring, Nitro was dwarfed by the massive Undertaker.
Realizing that he may be outmatched, Nitro slipped out
under the ring ropes and back in in the span of mere
seconds, catching the veteran off guard. Hammering Undertaker
into the corner, Nitro found himself soon flung easily
across the ring with ‘Taker taking long strides
to quickly return the furious fists to Nitro.
Melina let loose with a loud, scrotum-shriveling shriek
that in the combat zone could have been mistaken for
an air raid siren. Her screams didn’t do much to
deter the Undertaker from yanking Nitro’s arm back
in an armbar, forcing him down to the canvas.
Going for the old school approach and to the crowd’s
delight, Taker walked the top rope as if it were a tightrope
before jumping directly down onto Nitro.
Whipping out the insaguri kick from his moveset portfolio,
Nitro found his usually devastating maneuver to have
little effect on the Dead Man.
At this point, "Uncle Jerry" made a comment
about how he had been wanting to "stuff Melina’s
stockings all year long." J.R. chided his broadcasting
cohort. Speaking of stockings, Melina had some spiffy
pink leopard print ones on. I think I want a pair.
Back to the action, however, Undertaker was taking complete
control of the match, booting Nitro in the face before
snatching him up in a chokeslam. Nitro looked like a
toddler in ‘Taker’s grasp. The Dead Man went
for a Tombstone piledriver before putting young Mr. Nitro
away for good with a pin. Rolling his eyes back in his
head, the Dead Man walked to the back before lingering
a bit longer to interact with the crowd.
Replacing the usual backstage vignettes, this Tribute
to the Troops episode took more of a realistic approach
to additional, non-match material. Among the segments
rounding out the two hour show were Lillian Garcia’s
rendition of the "Star Spangled Banner" and
interviews with the troops themselves, wrestlers and
the production crew.
On December 7, 2006 — the day of taping the show
itself — Camp Victory had been attacked by mortar
in an area that hours prior had been host to the WWE
crew eating breakfast with the troops. 14 soldiers were
wounded in the attack. Further away, near where the ring
was set up, the production crew was rattled by the blast
in such close proximity, however, the show went on.
The next match of the night involved ECW’s new
champion, Bobby Lashley facing perennial fan non-favorite,
Hardcore Holly. Wow. Bobby Lashley had more hair on his
head than ol’ Spark Plug — and that’s
not saying much at all.
The strapping young Lashley was the sentimental crowd
favorite having served as a Sergeant in the United States
Army. The crowd gave the ECW Champion a huge response
as he jumped directly onto the ring apron. Hardcore Holly
was met with boos nearly as loud as Lashley’s positive
response.
The two men nearly hooked up for a Festivus-style Feats
of Strength which Lashley would have easily won. Very
early on in the match, Lashley handily grabbed Holly
in a vertical suplex, holding Hardcore Holly in the air
for nearly 10 seconds before sending him crashing to
the mat.
Picking Holly up, Lashley mashed him into the corner
before sliding out of the ring. Holly turned the match
more to his favor, sending a back-kick to Lashley’s
leg and taking his wheels out from under him. With Lashley
at his mercy, Hardcore sent Lashley sailing into the
steel steps.
The smaller Hardcore Holly took Lashley to the mat,
sending him to the ropes. With Lashley on the mat, Hardcore
sat on his back, yanking his arm behind him.
Continuing to work on Lashley’s upper body, Holly
wound the Champion’s arm around the ropes. Managing
to break free, Lashley suplexed Holly. Adding a new element
of punishment, the ECW Champion put Hardcore in a torture
rack across his back, a la Lex Luger. Lashley’s
twist on the old school maneuver was dropping to his
knees for maximum impact before shrugging Holly off of
his back.
The match ended with Lashley pinning Hardcore Holly,
who still put up a decent fight.
While I’m not a huge Hardcore Holly fan, he and
Lashley put forth a good effort with the crowd strongly
behind the former Army Sergeant and Lashley interacting
greatly with the audience comprised of military folk.
The match was a decent length to maintain interest in
the action and featured the right amount of power, speed
and a few well-placed signature moves from both men,
with the favorite emerging victorious. This one was definitely
one of the most satisfying matches of the night.
Following the match, some more behind the scenes vignettes
showed the Masterpiece Chris Masters with his fiance’s
brother who is in the Army. Also shown out-of-character
was the announcer/model/Diva, Maria, who sounds nothing
like the "dumb brunette" character she portrays
on RAW when she uses her real voice and not the giddy
schoolgirl put-on she usually works with.
Shooting back to in-ring character personas, Christ
Masters was shown in the makeshift backstage area wiggling
his prominent pectorals and informing the audience and
production crew that he would be challenging a random
member of the military audience to break his heretofore
unbroken Masterlock. I was wondering if the "random
member" would end up being his future brother-in-law.
(I was wrong. The challenger to the Masterlock did seem
to be a random soldier from the front rows.)
In an act of déjà vu straight out of the "Haven’t
I Seen You Destroyed By This Guy Before?" category,
RAW’s Intercontinental Champion, Jeff Hardy battled
the undefeated Umaga.
Umaga’s handler, Armando Alejandro Estrada was
absent from action and ringside last night with Umaga
running rampant on his own.
The match began with Hardy using his speed and stealth
to evade Umaga’s powerful clotheslines. Eventually,
Umaga splattered Hardy to the mat, climbing to the top
rope to splash Jeff into oblivion. Hardy deftly moved
out of the way at the last minute with Umaga landing
flat on his ass.
The Samoan Bulldozer got to his feet again with Jeff
Hardy trying to topple him backwards, eventually succeeding
with a nice standing dropkick, sending Umaga crashing
to the outside of the ring. Attempting one of the high
risk maneuvers he’s famous for, Hardy ended up
jumping directly into the waiting arms of Umaga. (And
I just realized how much like slash fiction that last
sentence sounded. I don’t think there are too many
sick souls out there who are Googling Umaga slash. However,
I’ve been wrong before.)
Umaga slammed Hardy into the ring post, going for the
double-whammy with the ever-present set of steel stairs
leading to the ring.Umaga continued to stomp Jeff Hardy
before nailing him with a headbutt.
At this point, I noticed that the temperature outdoors
must have been extremely hot since Umaga’s face
paint was running off. Usually, that stuff has been pretty
durable.
With Hardy teetering on the brink of defeat, Umaga went
for what seems to be the Samoan Vulcan Nerve Pinch, digging
into the area where Jeff’s arm, neck and shoulder
meet. Attempting to break the hold, Hardy elbowed the
big man in the breadbasket.
It did little to deter Umaga from climbing to the top
rope and attempting to land a massive splash on Hardy
yet again. In keeping with tradition, Hardy moved out
of the way.
Scrambling to his feet, Hardy landed an impressive Whisper
in the Wind to Umaga, followed by the Twist of Fate.
Almost ready to break out the devastator of his High
Risk Handbook, Hardy went for the Swanton Bomb. This
last move broke the bank with Umaga drawing his knees
up and driving them into the landing Hardy’s back.
With the match now favoring the lumbering Samoan, Umaga
hammered Hardy into the corner, running at him and flapjacking
the Hardy Boy’s face with his own humongous ass.
It looked like it hurt worse than one thousand stinkfaces.
DAMN!!! (Since Ron Simmons/Farooq wasn’t on the
program this week, I’ll say it instead.)
Umaga finished Hardy off with the Samoan Spike before
pinning him and chasing the referee out of the ring.
Up next was a battle of the Always Arrogant versus the
Formerly Arrogant. Randy Orton strutted out, kissing
his Tag Team Championship belt. Orton may be disputed
as one of the brightest young talents of the WWE, but
he seriously has to have some of the best tattoos of
anyone in the WWE. I’m not a huge fan of tribals,
but Orton’s are very nicely done, complimentary
to his physique and have a cool bit of edging in white.
Yet, I digress! Orton’s opponent for the evening,
Carlito came out, slapping hands all the way down to
the ring, clad in bright orange to rival even the desert
sun itself.
Orton started off the match strong, grappling Carlito
into a side headlock before the two men found their way
to the corner with Carlito gaining control and landing
several punches to Orton’s head from the second
work.
Carlito twisted Orton’s upper extremities into
an armbar before Orton resorted to his new favorite move,
the thumb to the eye. Whipping out one of his other favorite
moves, Orton executed a beautiful standing dropkick to
the Puerto Rican second-generation superstar.
Dusting off the Ronnie Garvin Stomp — newly rechristened
the Randy Orton Stomp — RKO delivered a series
of circumferential kicks to Carlito before picking up
the side headlock again. Given Carlito’s unruly
main, it was hard to see the positioning of Orton’s
hands, making it look like Carlito was getting and Atomic
Nougie.
Carlito reversed the hold, picking up Orton in a sidewalk
slam before the two multi-generation grapplers traded
punches. Carlito went for the Carlito Clothesline before
jumping off of the ropes backwards and into Orton.
Attempting his Backcracker, Carlito’s attempt
was thwarted by Orton holding onto the ropes. A victim
to his own momentum, Carlito narrowly succumbed to a
pin at the hands of Orton. Randy’s feet were on
the ropes and the referee spotted it, breaking up the
count of three.
From there, Carlito rolled backwards, grabbing a fistful
of Orton…. tights and pinning him for the win.
Carlito made the "shhhhh!" sign to the crowd
who went wild with Carlito’s underhanded win. I
was hoping for a bit of ho-ho-heiney from Randy Orton’s
end (pardon the pun), but hey, you can’t have everything.
I’ll take it for what it’s worth and chalk
it up as a good match.
Rarely do you see many wrestlers with fathers and grandfathers
in the business whose talents eclipse that of their elders.
While I haven’t seen much of Carlos Colon’s
ring work, his son Carlito certainly knows his stuff
in the ring. Conversely, Randy Orton surpasses his father
Cowboy Bob Orton with his in-ring athletics. I really
like the feuding/pairing of these two guys. The match
was speedy and fast-paced with both men appearing to
think and act quickly on their feet.
Closing out the evening, "Santa Claus" (JBL sporting
the familiar red and white duds of Jolly Old St.Nick.) made
an appearance with his "Ho Ho Hoes," (Torrie Wilson,
Krystal, and Maria). The three Divas claimed that they had
been "naughty" all year. Bradshaw Claus approved,
telling the pneumatic trio that they would have to sit on
his lap later. Surprisingly, I think this was the least inappropriate
comment that JBL had made all year.
Bless his little heart. He’s fast moving up into
my own hallowed halls of commentators, possibly next
to the great King of Snark, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
After "Santa Claus" and his scantily clad
elves handed out gifts of t-shirts and X-Box games to
the troops in the audience, Jolly Old Bradshaw Layfield
was about to depart on his merry way before being accosted
by The Masterpice, Chris Masters.
Masters grabbed the mike from Bradshaw Claus, claiming
that he "hates Christmas" and "doesn’t
believe in Santa." Looks like someone didn’t
get any Creatine in his stocking this year, eh?
The Masterpiece forced "Santa Claus" into
taking him up on his Masterlock Challenge, flinging poor
Kris Kringle around like a rag doll before throwing him
aside. Santa lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.
As Santa lay on the ring apron, Masters took the mike
calling for "the biggest strongest troop out here." (Even
though he didn’t get Creatine for Christmas, it
does look like the Masterpiece was given "The Pat
Patterson Big Book of Plural and Singular Nouns" and
dug right in on reading it.)
Pulling a scrawny looking soldier out of the front rows,
Masters interviewed the man in the middle of the ring.
Young Jose Avilar, a Staff Sergeant, seemed to be the
next victim of Masters’ dread hold.
As Avilar sat down in the chair and Masters locked the
Full Nelson on him, Santa Claus threw his red and white
garb aside, revealing his true identity as John Bradshaw
Layfield, more affectionately known as JBL. JBL kicked
Masters in the back of the leg and broke the hold before
laying him out with a Christmas Clothesline From Hell.
And the record books will read that Jose Avilar broke
the Masterlock.
JBL (who JR and Lawler mentioned as having come up with
the original concept of the "Tribute to the Troops" four
years ago) closed out the show thanking everyone as the
credits rolled.
WWE’s "Tribute to the Troops" was one
of the best episodes of RAW in recent weeks. The focus,
beyond entertaining the servicemen and women overseas,
was purely on wrestling and not beating dead horse feuds.
Nearly every match on the card ended with a clean finish
and no outside interference from other wrestlers or factions.
Another positive of this episode stemmed from the involvement
of several top superstars from the different brand extensions
(Smackdown and ECW) alongside those relegated to RAW.
More and more, there seems to be a leaning towards a
détente of the brand extensions. As one of the
many fans who has long favored recombining the brands,
it was a nice change of pace seeing the Undertaker and
CM Punk on a Monday night. Lately, the WWE has seemed
to have become a lot less stringent and allows for more
of a crossover between the different shows. This is a
smart move that allows for greater possibilities and
excitement to building up inter-branded matches.
However, the highlight of the show was the no-frills,
lack of filler in this episode.
As a longtime fan of wrestling (or "sports entertainment"),
I find myself torn between enjoying the storyline aspect
of the programming as a soap opera populated with beefy,
brawny men and enjoying the athleticism and choreographed
combat of the genre. With the storylines having moved
away from fantastical characters like Razor Ramon and
Goldust (and Mantaur, but we’d all like to forget
about him) and more towards the "real," what
the creative team has termed as "real" has
seemed a lot more forced.
Plus, with certain feuds being beaten to death for the
sake of selling PPVs, it seems as if more matches had
been crafted with a storyline in mind that purely enjoyable
matches.
Without the long-winded hyping of matches and 20-minute
promos, the athleticism factor became the main focus
of the matches. Several unorthodox and unexpected pairings
really worked and made for enjoyable bouts. The "Tribute
to the Troops" was a refreshing and welcome change
that made this jaded fan quite pleased to have tuned
in last night.
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